What I've Been Reading Instead of Cleaning My House

Monday, April 28, 2008

Butt seriously, folks...

So one day I'm out and about all day shopping and running errands and I finally get home, exhausted.

Nigel questions me, "What's that on your pants?"

"What do you mean? Where?" I ask.

"On your back pocket," answers Nigel.

Well, I must've gotten too close to the novelty singing stuffed animals at one of the stores because right there on my butt was a sticker that read:

PRESS HERE FOR MUSIC

16 comments:

SuziQ said...

That's great. I about fell out of my chair laughing!

Elizabeth-W said...

The question is...Did he press it?

Anonymous said...

I almost fell of the couch. And I second e-dub's query.

Did he?

Anonymous said...

ok this totally seems unreal but i don't think you could make this up!

so absolutely hilarious!!!! of all the things to get stuck THERE!

Geo said...

E-dub and C-dub took the words right outta my mouth.

So did he?

Hilarious! I think the practical joke fairy tapped you with a wand.

The MacMizzles said...

Does it play a nocturne or a prelude? I am curious. Wow Lois, just when I thought I had learned of all your abilities, you then amaze us with your floutist behind!

Tee hee hee.

Putz said...

oh, that couldn't have possibly happened, youse must be ribbing us....press for music and what would happen if nigel did just that

SC_mommie said...

You've been touched w/the VH 'curse'... All the VH women (by blood or marriage) have improbable, yet hilarious, things happen to them... Didn't Nigel warn you prior to marriage?? (tisk, tisk) Just ask Mom...

Tiffany said...

I seriously am laughing out loud. Haha!

Nigel said...

Who am I to argue with written instructions?

TheHMC said...

Ahahaha. Love it! That is SO something that would happen to me.

Lois said...

SUZIQ -- yeah, it could only happen to me.

EW -- the real question is, how lucky am I that complete strangers didn't press it???

CW -- check out Nigel's answer.

SHILLIG4FAM -- you're right, you can't make this stuff up.

GEO -- tap me with a wand? I think I've been clubbed with a mallet!

McMILLANS -- maybe a prelude, but a prelude to what???

PUTZ -- if only I could make this stuff up.

SC MOMMIE -- what? There's a curse? That explains a lot. But what about all the stuff that happened before we met?

TIFFANY -- glad I could give you a good laugh.

NIGEL -- oh Nigel, I think that was the only time you actually did follow the instructions!

THEHMC -- glad there's others of us out there.

debi9kids said...

OMG! Thanks for the laugh! Too funny Lois!

The MacMizzles said...

Oh! and this is the best title yet.

Lois said...

BOUFMOM9 -- glad I could make you laugh. Not as funny as your proposal, though. That was hilarious!

McMILLANS -- thanks, I always agonize over my titles.

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