The other day Nigel was coming home from work and he saw Frances and a few of her friends out in our front yard pretending to dig with shovels.
He asked, "Are you planting a garden?"
Frances replied, "No, we're having a war."
Looking puzzled, Nigel queried, "A war? Is that how you're fighting?"
Frances matter of factly answered, "No. We finished the war. Now we're taking care of all the bodies."
13 comments:
talk about cracking me up!
That girl is hilarious. She should have her own show. I'd watch it every day!
Sorry about the PTA. Want my box tops? :)
Well, it does seem like the obvious thing to do.
your neiborhood is just like the family you spent all summer with at zoos, labs, aviarys, palanetariiums
SHILLIG -- she's a riot.
MAC -- I would love your box tops.
HEIDI -- yes, very logical.
PUTZ -- I think we're rubbing off on them.
History Channel tends to be very gloom and doom. Perfect for, umm, what's his alias on here, Jorge?
I'm sure I'm going to accidentally use one of your real names on here sometime.
Very considerate of them.
VORQUEL -- don't worry, Nigel always puts the wrong names down and then I just delete them.
GEO -- yes, always thinking of others (when it comes to dead bodies, that is).
We need more tidy imperialists...
NIGEL -- well, that goes without saying!
At least they were cleaning up after themselves.
JILLYBEAN -- if only they would clean their rooms!
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